Dear Nanny,

Thank you for such a wonderful time on my recent visit. I have visited nannies in the past who ask what you'd like, and then do their standard routine regardless. When I visited you, you treated me exactly how I'd asked right from the start. Everything I had asked for, you did, but with a wonderful degree of interpretation - so I felt like I really was a boy being sent to be punished by being treated as a baby.

You clearly had a complete understanding of what I wanted, and put me through three hours of exquisitely humiliating punishment. I would recommend you unreservedly. As I said, the problem I've had before is that professional nannies can promise a lot but deliver very little - and you weren't at all like that. And if anyone wants to ask me directly I'll tell them the same. Thank you. I hope you're well, and I'll be planning my next visit once I've saved up my pennies.

love daisy xx